Mark Conte

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I'm on a heavy probiotic and coffee cleanse, don't get too close 🚶🏽💨

"Not my President!" um are you a citizen? Oh ok, he is your President....

relax, GAY RIGHTS ARENT GOING ANYWHERE, I THINK YALL ARE GOOD

I get the same feeling watching this election I did when a sex scene came on the tv with my parents in the room...

Not sure if I passed out or fell asleep while doing sit-ups 🤔

None of these Presidential Debate drinking games tell me what to do if Hillary has a seizure...

I'm horrible at tweeting and my Instagram ain't much better, but I'm capable of holding conversation in person. I'm doin all right.

Is there an app to tell me where local bars filled with people of my age group are???

I apologize to anyone that encountered me before I had pizza+beer and went surfing. It was a rough day.

Fun Fact Friday... I'm actually a really happy person! I just thoroughly enjoy complaining/being sarcastic on social media

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